Raise every round. Then pop the bubble.
An idle tycoon for iPhone about an AI startup with no product, a pile of investor money and a team of agents that make things up.
The hype cycle, start to finish.
One run takes you from a laptop and a dream to the IPO bell, and then past it.
past the white line, the market corrects
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01 · BOOTSTRAPPED
One Vibe Coder and three users: you, your mom and a bot.
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02 · RAISE
Pick a term sheet. Due diligence was a vibe check.
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03 · GO VIRAL
Build in public and post threads. One of them hits.
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04 · IPO
Raise a Series Z, then ring the bell.
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05 · POP
The bubble takes it back. Start a second company.
It plays while you sleep.
Close the app and your agents keep working for up to 8 hours. Hype drifts back to safe ground while you're gone, so putting the phone down never costs you progress.
Lock Screen widgets let you announce or buy without opening the app.
Data Agent found a correlation between your logo and revenue.
40 achievements. Few are compliments.
Every line in the game is written by hand, and every company in it is made up.

Shipped to Nobody
Ship 1,000 features with fewer than 10 users.

Ratioed
Get ratioed. Post through it.

Pivot!
Let the board force a pivot.

It Was Very Confident
Catch your first hallucination.

Touch Grass
Leave your agents alone for 8 hours.

Enclosed a Star
Build a Dyson Sphere. The product is still a wrapper.
No ads. No subscription.
Free to download. Founder's Edition costs $4.99 once. It doubles production forever and lets your agents work 24 hours offline.
Get it on the App Store